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"Jimma and Razor, and sometimes guests to the bookies like Perkis, Edmo and The Duke, offer up some interesting betting tips, to MAYBE take some interest in and delve into those long pockets...."

26th April 2012:

 

Ladbrokes are offering a good deal on tonight's Europa League semi-final 2nd legs, where if Bilbao's Llorente or Atletico's Falcao score at any time in their respective matches, they will refund any first goalscorer bets made.

So with that in mind Jimma is putting a fiver on each of these:

ATHLETIC BILBAO v sporting lisbon - IKER MUNIAN to score first 7/1

VALENCIA v atletico madrid - ARITZ ADURIZ to score first 5/1

 

Jimma is also having a tenner on this Championship last day double at 8.1:

SOUTHAMPTON v COVENTRY CITY (DRAW)

WEST HAM UTD v hull city

 

 

 

 

20th April 2012:

 

Jimma is putting four quid on this football seven match accumulator from tomorrow's footy fixture list. Using Ladbrokes 'Safety Bet' option, if they all come in its £5,205.52, and if one result ballses up then its £218.82 in Jimma's pocket.......

aston viila v SUNDERLAND 15/8

blackburn rovers v NORWICH CITY 11/5

LIVERPOOL v WEST BROM (DRAW) 13/5

QPR v spurs 12/5

BRISTOL CITY v barnsley 8/11

middlesbrough v SOUTHAMPTON 5/4

reading v CRYSTAL PALACE 6/1

 

Also both Jimma and Razor are having a fiver each on the La Liga El Classico, and the Hyundai A-League Grand Final at the Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane, Australia:

JIMMA - BARCELONA 2 real madrid 1 - 8/1

RAZOR - BARCELONA v REAL MADRID (DRAW) - 4/1

JIMMA - BRISBANE ROAR 3 perth glory 1 - 11/1

RAZOR - BRISBANE ROAR v perth glory - 1.67/1

 

 

 

 

17th April 2012:

 

Jimma is keeping busy while he's still on fire! He having a fiver on Portsmouth beating Crystal Palace 2-1 at Fratton Park in the Championship at 13/2, a fiver on Athletic Bilbao winning 2-1 at Sporting Lisbon in their UEFA Europa League semi-final 1st leg tie at 9/1, and another fiver on this UEFA Champions League semi-final 1st leg double at 11/1:

CHELSEA v barcelona

BAYERN MUNICH v real madrid

 

 

 

 

14th April 2012:

 

Jimma is having a tenner on Seabass Each-Way in today's John Smith's Grand National at Aintree at 15/1. He's also having a couple of quid on Wigan Atheltic winning at Arsenal in Monday night's Premier League at 11/1.

 

 

 

 

9th April 2012:

 

Jimma is having a fiver on each of these footy games:

spurs v NORWICH CITY 10/1

west ham utd v BIRMINGHAM CITY 3.5/1

FULHAM v chelsea 3.6/1

 

 

 

 

4th April 2012:

 

Jimma is having £25 on this footy double at 1.5/1:

MANCHESTER UTD v qpr

PSV EINDHOVEN v heracles

 

He's also putting a fiver on Aston Villa being relegated from the Premier League at 12/1.

 

 

 

 

8th March 2012:

 

Razor is having twenty quid on Henril Stenson finishing in the Top Ten at the PGA Puerto Rico Open at 3.75/1.

 

Jimma is putting a tenner on Bayern Munich winning the UEFA Champions League, with the final being played at their own ground, at a decent 7/1.

 

 

 

 

11th February 2012:

 

Jimma and Razor are having a fiver on the Africa Cup Of Nations Final:

Razor - Ivory Coast to win 2-1 at 9.5/1

Jimma - Zambia to win on penalties at 12/1

 

Razor is also wagering a fiver on Stuart Pearce becoming the next permanent England manager at 9/1, while Jimma is having a fiver on China Rock at 6/1 in the Hennessey Gold at Newbury on Saturday, weather permitting.

 

Results: Against all the odds, Zambia did beat the Ivory Coast on penalties to lift the Africa Cup Of Nations on an emotional night in Gabon.......The Hennessey Gold Cup at Newbury was cancelled due to the frost.

 

 

 

 

23rd November 2011:

 

Razor and Perkis are having fifty quid each on the weekend's Barbarians vs Australia fixture at Twickenham. Razor is going for the Barbas at 1.13/1, while Perkis is going for the Wallabies at 1.11/1.

 

Jimma is having a fiver on two correct scores from this midweek Champions League games:

AC MILAN 2-2 BARCELONA 15/1

NAPOLI 2-1 MANCHESTER CITY 13/1


Results: Australia strolled to an easy 60-11 victory over the star-studded Barbarians side in a one-off match at Twickenham. Tries from Digby Ioane (2), Lachie Turner (2), James Horwill (2), Rob Horne and Radike Samo put the makeshift side to the sword. The Baa-Baas, coached by New Zealand's World Cup-winning coach Graham Henry, trailed 18-3 at half-time. Australia raced clear after the break, though the Baa-Baas' rugby league star Sam Tomkins scored a late consolation.

Jimma won on his Napoli 2-1 prediction and came close in the game at the San Siro but Barcelona came out 3-2 winners.

 

 

 

 

13th October 2011:

 

Jimma is putting a fiver on each of the following bets:

 

10/1 Accumulator:

SHAMROCK ROVERS v derry city

MALMO v hacken

BAYERN MUNICH v hertha berlin

SCHALKE 04 v fc kaiserslautern

FSV MAINZ v augsburg

 

41/1 Accumulator:

kilmarnock v CELTIC

MIDDLESBROUGH v MILLWALL (DRAW)

west ham utd v BLACKPOOL

RANGERS v st mirren

PORTSMOUTH v barnsley

 

5/1 Accumualtor:

LYON v nancy

MONTPELLIER v dijon

mallorca v VALENCIA

REAL MADRID v real betis

BARCELONA v racing santander

 

20/1 LIVERPOOL to beat manchester utd 3-1

 

25/1 CHELSEA to beat everton 2-1 & FRANK LAMPARD to score first

 

2/1 WEST BROM v WOLVES (DRAW)

 

11/1 NEWCASTLE v SPURS to draw 2-2

 

10/1 Rugby World Cup Semi-Final - Wales v France: GEORGE NORTH first try scorer

 

12/1 Rugby World Cup Semi-Final - New Zealand v Australia: SONNY-BOY WILLIAMS first try scorer

 

 

Results: Jimma came very close with one of his accumulators, but a converted penalty by Mallorca in the third minute of injury-time at home to Valencia fucked that up. However he did end up a tenner in profit when Newcastle drew 2-2 at home to Spurs.


Overall Profit: Jimma £240

 

 

 

 

26th September 2011:

 

Jimma is having a tenner on each of these trebles from this midweek's European fixtures:

 

5/1 Uefa Champions League:

bayern munich v MANCHESTER CITY

REAL MADRID v ajax

MANCHESTER UTD v fc basel

 

4.5/1 Uefa Champions League:

ARSENAL v olympiakos

VALENCIA v chelsea

fc bate v BARCELONA

 

6/1 Uefa Europa League

celtic v UDINESE

ODENSE v FULHAM (DRAW)

SPURS v shamrock rovers

 

 

Results: The closest Jimma came was in the 2nd treble, but Valencia were held 1-1 at home by Chelsea

 

 

 

 

20th September 2011:

 

Jimma is having a tenner on this midweek Carling Cup accumulator at a whopping 112/1:

 

ARSENAL v shrewsbury town

BLACKBURN ROVERS v leyton orient

LEEDS UTD v manchester utd

STOKE CITY v spurs

BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION v liverpool

 

Results: It didn't take long for Man Utd to grab control of the game at Elland Road and make Jimma look a right fool and mug!

 

 

 

 

17th September 2011:

 

Jimma is having a fiver on Man Utd beating Chelsea 3-1 at 13/1, as well as a tenner on this rugby union World Cup treble at 7/1:

 

WALES to beat Samoa with a minus 6.5 handicap

GEORGIA to beat England with a +35.5 handicap

CANADA to beat France with a +30.5 handicap

 

 

Results: Wahay, both were winners, giving Jimma £135 in his greasy mitts!!

 

 

 

 

14th September 2011:

 

Jimma is having a tenner on each of these doubles:

 

Uefa Europa League 7/1:

paok v SPURS

FULHAM v TWENTE (DRAW)

 

Uefa Champions League 5/1:

BENFICA v MAN UTD (DRAW)

MAN CITY v napoli

 

Rugby Union World Cup 5/1:

Namibia to beat Samoa with a +33 handicap

Georgia to beat Scotland with a +12.5 handicap

 

Elsewhere, Razor and Perkis are both having a tenner on the third & final test between Sri Lanka and Australia at Colombo:

Razor - Australia win at 5/1

Perkis - Draw at 2/1

 

 

Results: Fulham and Twente did indeed draw at Craven Cottage, but unfortunately Spurs could only draw at PAOK Salonika, while in the Champions League, Benfica and Man Utd did draw at the (original and better!) Stadium Of Light, but Man City were held 1-1 at home by Napoli.

Meanwhile at the rugby union World Cup, Georgia did beat Scotland with a plus 12.5point handicap, but Namibia were smashed by 37 points by the Samoans.

In Colombo, a century from Michael Clarke helped Australia draw the third Test with Sri Lanka and seal a 1-0 series win. Captain Clarke hit 112 as Australia reached 488, despite a career-best 7-157 from left-arm spinner Rangana Herath. Opener Philip Hughes made 126, while Mike Hussey struck 93. Sri Lanka batted out two overs before the captains shook hands as Clarke took his first series win since replacing Ricky Ponting.

 

 

 

 

9th September 2011:

 

Jimma is having a nap on the opening weekend of the 2011 rugby union World Cup in New Zealand:

 

A fiver on this accumulator at 300/1:

NEW ZEALAND to beat tonga by 21-30 points

ROMANIA to beat scotland with a +33.5 handicap

ARGENTINA to beat england with a +12.5 handicap

AUSTRALIA to beat italy by 21-30 points

WALES to beat south africa with a +12.5 handicap

 

& a tenner on SONNY BOY WILLIAMS at  7.5/1 being the first try scorer in today's opening fixture, the All Blacks v Tonga

 

 

Results: Basically Jimma is devastated, with only the All Blacks letting him down, to winning one & a half grand, as New Zealand beat Tonga by 31 points....the rest all came in! The only saving grace was that it was the opening game, so at least he knew he was fucked before it really got started!

 

 

 

25th August 2011:

 

Jimma, Razor and Perkis are all having a £20 nap on the rugby union this weekend, on the Tri Nations Australia v New Zealand game, and the Ireland v England international:

 

Jimma: Australia at 2.5/1 & Ireland at 1.4/1 

Razor: New Zealand at 1.57/1 & England at 2.47/1

Perkis: New Zealand at 1.57/1 & Ireland at 1.4/1

 

Results: Australia put on an inspirational display in Brisbane to beat New Zealand 25-20 and secure their first Tri-Nations title since 2001 and only third ever.

England gave themselves a confidence boost a fortnight before the World Cup as they condemned Ireland to a fourth straight warm-up defeat, beating them 20-9. An early Manu Tuilagi try and two Jonny Wilkinson penalties saw England lead 13-9 at half-time, Ronan O'Gara landing three kicks in reply. With Chris Ashton in the sin-bin, England stretched their lead with a Delon Armitage try. That proved the final score as heavy rain made conditions tricky.

 

 

 

 

13th August 2011:

 

Jimma is having a few naps at the bookies this week:

 

£5 on LIVERPOOL vs SUNDERLAND (DRAW) 4/1

 

PGA 2011 CHAMPIONSHIPS: TOP 10 FINISHES:

£5 on CHARLES HOWELL III 9/1

£5 on BRENDON DE JONGE 9/1

£5 on SCOTT PIERCY 17/1

 

.....and £5 on this accumulator at 200/1:

LEE WESTWOOD to win the PGA 2011 Championship

BIRMINGHAM to beat coventry

ENGLAND to beat India in the 3td Test at Edgbaston

PENRITH PANTHERS to beat wests tigers with +6.5points handicap in the NRL

HAWTHORN to beat with port adelaide with -76.5points handicap in the AFL

 

Results: Nothing for Jimma on the golf or his all-sports accumulator, but he did pick up a score, with Sunderland's draw at Liverpool, making him evens.

 

Overall Profit: Jimma £200

 

 

 

 

14th July 2011:

 

Jimma is having a tenner on each of the following at this week's British Golf Open:

Adam Scott to finish in top 5 - 7/1

Steve Stricker to finish in top 5 - 7.5/1

Kyle Stanley to finish in top 10 - 21/1

George Coetzee to finish in top 10 - 17/1

 

Result: Nothing for Jimma as Darren Clarke wins The Open

 

 

 

 

23rd June 2011:

 

Jimma is having fifty quid on Felix Sturm defeating Matthew Macklin by a points decision in their WBA Middleweight title fight in Cologne at 2/1.

 

Result: Jimma won himself a ton, as Germany's Felix Sturm edged a tough contest against Birmingham-based Irishman Matthew Macklin in their WBA middleweight title fight in Cologne. Sturm won a split decision after a superb fight with two judges favouring Sturm by 116-112 and the other seeing it 115-113 for Macklin. Sturm's sharper work in the second half of the contest swung the fight his way. Macklin made a blazing start which gave him genuine hope of an upset before fading late on.

 

 

 

 

20th May 2011:

 

Both Jimma and Razor are betting on the Chad Dawson vs Adrian Diaconu boxing bout on the Jean Pascal vs Bernard Hopkins undercard in Montreal, and both are siding with Dawson at 1.25/1: Razor is having £200 and Jimma £50.

 

Jimma is also having a fiver on this footy accumulator:

deportivo la coruna v VALENCIA 7.00

REAL MADRID v almeria 1.14

GALATASARAY v konyaspor 1.40

BURSASPOR v genclerbirligi 1.70

MOLDE v fredrikstad 1.80

 

 

Results: Jimma won £170 on his footy accumulator, and both won on the boxing, as Chad Dawson sluggishly outpointed his opponent Adrian Diaconu.

 

 

 

Overall Profit: Razor £700

 

Overall Profit: Jimma £230

 

 

 

 

 

 

13th May 2011:

 

Razor and Jimma are both having a nap on the FA Cup Final, with Razor having fifty quid on Man City at 1.91 and Jimma having fifty quid on Stoke City to cause an upset, to win at odds of 4.6/1.

 

Jimma is having a fiver on this accumulator:

MONACO v lens 1.85

valenciennes v AUXERRE 4.00

CATANIA v as roma 7.50

ATLETICO MADRID v hercules 1.30

getafe v OSASUNA 4.75

 

.......and also having a tenner on this accumulator:

BAYERN MUNICH v vfb Stuttgart 1.33

FSV MAINZ v st pauli 1.38

BARCELONA v deportivo la coruna 1.50

VALENICA v levante 1.55

BENFICA v unaio del leiria 1.29

 

 

Results: Man City won the FA Cup Final, so that was Razor pocketing nearly a ton, while Jimma obviously lost his cup final bet, and neither of his accumulators came in either, as Monaco and Barcelona were held to home draws, as well as other fuk-ups!

 

 

 

 

6th May 2011:

 

Jimma is having a fiver on each of these three footy 'home win' accumulators:

 

Stevenage (2.1) v Bury

Wycombe Wanderers (1.44) v Southend Utd         

Werder Bremen (2.1) v Borussia Dortmund

Wolfsburg (1.53) v FC Kaiserslautern

Sparta Prague (1.38) v Liberec 

 

Palermo (1.36) v Bari

Brescia (1.92) v Catania

Juventus (1.33) v Chievo

FC Porto (1.29) v Pacos Ferreira 

Cercle Brugge (1.82) v Sint Truiden       

 

Athletic Bilbao (1.6) v Levante

Valencia (1.5) v Real Sociedad 

Atletico Madrid (1.65) v Malaga 

Barcelona (1.18) v Espanyol

Galatasaray (1.55) v Kasimpasa

 

Results: The first accumulator was shafted with Stevenage drawing 3-3 at home with Bury, the second one went completely awry with Juventus and FC Porto both drawing at home and Brescia losing 2-1 at home to Catania and subsequently being relegated from Serie A, and the third accumulator just missed out when Atletico Madrid got beat 3-0 at home by Malaga.

 

 

 

 

30th April 2011:

 

Razor is having fifty quid on this Champions League semi-final 2nd leg double at 2.5/1:

BARCELONA v real madrid

MAN UTD v schalke 04

 

Jimma is having a fiver each on these six-match footy accumulators from the May Bank Holiday weekend:

LILLE v arles 1.17
PSG v valenciennes 1.60
AC MILAN v bologna 1.23
SAMPDORIA v brescia 1.85
REAL MADRID v real zaragoza 1.31
VILLARREAL v getafe 1.86
 
AZ ALKMAAR v de graafschap 1.36
PSV EINDHOVEN v vitesse arnhem 1.22
FC TWENTE v willem 1.12
SPORTING LISBON v portimonense 1.40
SPORTING BRAGA v uniao de leiria 1.45
FENERBACHE v istanbul buyuksehir 1.25

 

Results: The 1-1 Champions League draw between Barcelona and Real Madrid buggered things up for Razor, while Jimma missed out on the first accumulator when Sampdoria drew 3-3 at home with Brescia and Real Madrid lost 3-2 at home to Real Zaragoza, and just missed out on the 2nd accumulator when Sporting Braga were held to a goalless draw at home by Uniao de Leiria.

 

 

 

Overall Profit: Razor £353

 

Overall Profit: Jimma £80

 

 

 

 

 

22nd April 2011:

 

Razor is having a score on next week's European semi-finals 1st legs, with this 55/1 accumulator:

SCHALKE 04 v MAN UTD (DRAW)

REAL MADRID v barcelona

BENFICA v sporting braga

FC PORTO v VILLARREAL (DRAW)

 

Jimma is having fifty quid on this 5/1 accumulator from this weekend's fixtures:

DUNDEE UTD v kilmarnock

AJAX v excelisor

willem II v AZ ALKMAAR

BARCELONA v osasuna

MARSEILLE v nice

 

 

Results: Jimma missed out on his accumulator by just AZ Alkmaar losing 2-1 at Willem II, while Razor's accumulator was buggered before the Europa League semis had chance to kick-off, when both his Champions League results went wayward!

 

 

 

 

15th April 2011

 

Jimma is having a fiver on this 24/1 accumulator:

NORWICH CITY v nottingham forest

west brom v CHELSEA

PRESTON NORTH END v sheffield utd

YEOVIL TOWN v oldham athletic 

almeria v VALENCIA

 

Result: Jimma was only let down by Yeovil drawing 1-1 at home with Oldham.

 

 

 

 

9th April 2011

 

Jimma is having £20 on Robert Guerrero defeating Michael Katsidis in their WBA/WBO vacant Lightweight title fight by TKO at 3/1.

 

He's also having a fiver on this 52/1 footy 'away' accumulator:

scunthorpe utd v QPR

colchester utd v ROCHDALE

bradford city v TORQUAY UTD

hereford utd v CHESTERFIELD

stockport county v STEVENAGE

 

Results: In the boxing, Guerrero was a bit too polished and powerful for Katsidis to overcome, winning by scores of 118-107, 118-106 and 117-108, and in the footy accumulator Jimma was just as unsuccessful, getting just Torquay's 3-0 win at Bradford right.

 

 

 

 

5th April 2011

 

Razor and Jimma are having a nap on the Champions League Quarter-Finals 1st legs:

 

Razor £50 at 9/1

INTER MILAN v schalke 04

REAL MADRID v spurs

BARCELONA v shakhtar donestk

CHELSEA v MAN UTD (DRAW)

 

Jimma £20 at 6/1

INTER MILAN v schalke 04

REAL MADRID v spurs

BARCELONA v shakhtar donestk

CHELSEA v man utd

 

Results: Both just got the home wins for Real Madrid and Barcelona right.

 

 

 

 

2nd April 2011

 

Jimma is having £20 on this 8/1 footy accumulator:

NORWICH CITY v scunthorpe utd

SOUTHAMPTON v mk dons

YEOVIL TOWN v bristol rovers

LILLE v caen

BAYERN MUNICH v borussia monchengladbach

 

£5 on this Championship away win double at 13/1:

hull city v MILLWALL

reading v PORTSMOUTH

 

and £4 on this SPL double on both the Old Firm losing at 90/1:

INVERNESS CT v celtic

rangers v DUNDEE UTD

 

Results: Yeovil losing 1-0 at home to Bristol Rovers buggered up Jimma's accumulator, and then Pompey's 2-0 defeat at Reading ballsed-up his Championship away double. However he won his SPL Old-Firm double by a technicality, when the Inverness v Celtic game was postponed due to bad weather and then Rangers lost 3-2 at home to Dundee Utd.

 

 

 

 

25th March 2011

 

Jimma is having a tenner on Jenson Button at 17/1 to win the first Grand Prix of the Formula One season in Melbourne.

 

He's also having a tenner on this NRL treble at 5/1:

gold coast titans v BRISBANE BRONCOS

WESTS TIGERS v canberra raiders

CANTERBURY BULLDOGS v sydney roosters

 

Result: Jimma won his NRL treble, netting him fifty quid, but didn't come up trumps in the Australian Grand Prix. Although Jenson Button did lead the race, it was eventually won by Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel, followed by Lewis Hamilton and Red Bull team-mate Mark Webber.

 

 

 

 

18th March 2011

 

Razor is having a dabble at the Cheltenham Festival on Friday. You would be proud.... he's taken the day off to spend it in Corals. He went to Cheltenham last year and won the sum total of bugger all, so he's got to bag some winners this year surely!

1.30            Sam Winner                8/1              £10        Triumph Hurdle

2.05            Ski Sunday                  9/1              £10        County Hurdle

2.40            Raptor £5 e/w            26/1             £10        Novices Hurdle

3.20            Imperial Commander   4/1              £10        Gold Cup

4.00            Gone to lunch            15/1             £10        Foxhunter Chase

4.40            Sir des champs           7/1               £10        Handicap Hurdle

5.15            Oh Crick                     11/1             £10        Grand annual winner

 

Jimma is having a go on these football accumulators, a fiver on each:

 

13/1

IPSWICH TOWN v scunthorpe utd

DUNDEE UTD v inverness ct

MONTPELLIER v lens

TOULOUSE v nice

BARCELONA v getafe

 

6/1

INTER MILAN v lecce

UDINESE v catania

NAPOLI v cagliari

SPORTING LISBON v leiria

FC PORTO v academica

 

22/1

oldham athletic v BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION

brest v LILLE

sc freiburg v BAYERN MUNICH

excelisor v FC TWENTE

MARITIMO v olhanense

 

 

Results: Razor picked up one Cheltenham winner; Sir Des Champs in the 4.40, netting him a £10 profit overall in his Friday horse racing naps, while Jimma won the last of his footy accumulators, gaining him a nice ton in profit in his footy naps.

 

 

Overall Profit: Razor £553

 

Overall Profit: Jimma £119

 

 

 

 

10th March 2011

 

Jimma is going nap crazy with the following football accumulators, sticking a fiver on each:

 

 

FULL ENGLISH:

  Burnley (1.91) v Millwall

  Watford (1.8) v Sheffield Utd  

  Brighton (1.44) v Tranmere   

  Leyton Orient (1.91) v Oldham

  Port Vale (1.91) v Oxford   

 

GOING DUTCH:

  Utrecht (1.95) v Groningen   

  Heracles (1.53) v Excelsior   

  Feyenoord (1.57) v NAC Breda   

  NEC Nijmegen v PSV Eindhoven (1.57) 

  Twente (1.16) v Venlo   

  Willem II v Ajax (1.25)  

 

JOCK FROG: 

  Dundee Utd (1.53) v Hamilton  

  Dundee (1.67) v Queen of the South  

  Rangers (1.29) v Kilmarnock

  Lille (1.5) v Valenciennes

 

EURO DISCO:

  AC Milan (1.25) v Bari  

  Genoa (1.95) v Palermo

  Real Madrid (1.17) v Hercules  

  Benfica (1.15) v Portimonense   

  Uniao Leiria v FC Porto (1.3)

 

THE OUTSIDER:

  Crewe v Chesterfield (2.5) 

  Lincoln (2.38) v Southend  

  Stockport v Burton (2.62) 

  Cesena (3.75) v Juventus

 

 

Results: Jimma just got the 'Jock Frog' accumulator right, winning him £25, which meant him breaking even. The biggest gutter for Jimma was his 'Going Dutch' accumulator, where he just missed out by one result, when NEC Nijmegen equalised in injury-time at home to PSV Eindhoven.

 

 

 

 

 

 

20th January 2011

 

Jimma is having a nap on the 12.50pm at Gosford in Queensland, Australia; £5 on 'Pompey' each-way at 16/1.

He's also having a wee nip with a couple of quid on Aberdeen winning at Celtic at the weekend at 11/1.

 

Result: Oh yes, the superbly named Pompey came in second, winning Jimma twenty quid, though Abderdeen didn't fare quite so well, getting flogged 4-1 at home by Celtic.

 

 

 

 

3rd January 2011

 

Razor is having a ton on Roger Federer winning the Qatar Open in Doha at 2.63/1

 

Result: World number two Roger Federer began the 2011 season in style by beating Nikolay Davydenko to win the Qatar Open for the third time.

 

 

 

 

1st January 2011

 

Jimma is having £3 on this 22/1 football accumulator:

HEARTS v hibs

CHELSEA v aston villa

ABERDEEN v dundee utd

RANGERS v celtic

MELBOURNE HEART v north queensland fury

 

....and £3 on Ian Bell top scoring for England in their first innings, in the 5th Ashes Test against Australia at the SCG.

 

Results: Chelsea and Villa drew 3-3 at Stamford Bridge and Rangers lost 2-0 at home to Old Firm enemies Celtic, so that put pay to the accumulator, while Ian Bell just missed out in being England's top scorer in the 5th Test at the SCG with Alastair Cook outdoing him and Matt Prior in the ton stakes.

 

 

 

 

15th December 2010

 

Razor is having a £20 nap on this 23/1 Europa League accumlator:

club bruges v VILLARREAL        

LIVERPOOL v fc utrecht              

JUVENTUS v manchester city             

FC PORTO v cska sofia                

bayer leverkusen v ATLETICO MADRID

He's also having some serious money on Wednesday night's boxing at Belfast's King's Hall, on the British Featherweight Title fight between Martin Lindsay & John Simpson and the British Flyweight Title fight between Shinny Bayaar & Paul Edwards; £100 on Lindsay and £100 on Bayaar.

 

Jimma is having £50 on the Paul Malignaggi v Michael Lozada going the distance and 1.6/1

 

 

Results: Razor fell short in his Europa League accumulator, only getting the wins for Villarreal and FC Porto right. 

John Simpson produced the performance of his life to rip the British featherweight title from Martin Lindsay on the Ulsterman's home turf. Lindsaycame into the second defence of his British title as a hot favourite against the Scotsman, who had lost seven of his 28 contests coming into the fight. Lindsay was 17-0 but he came out second best in a gruelling war against the challenger, losing 116-113 on all three judges' scorecards. Even a fiercely partisan Belfast crowd could not argue with that verdict.

On the undercard in Belfast, Paul Edwards won the British flyweight title from holder Shinny Bayaar after an accidental clash of heads in the first round. That resulted in a nasty cut to defending champion Bayaar and it was no surprise to see the fight halted on doctor's advice soon afterwards. Under current British Boxing Board of Control rules, the stoppage sees the belt change hands with Edwards handed the win. However, had the fight taken place just three weeks later - a BBBC rule change comes into force on January 1 - the bout would have been scored a no-contest.

Paulie Malignaggi scored a 6th Round Stoppage over Michael Lozada on the Jean Pascal v Bernard Hopkins undercard in Quebec. 

 

 

Overall Profit: Razor £280


Overall Profit: Jimma £7

 

 

 

 

10th December 2010

 

Razor is having a nap on these boxing bouts from the Echo Arena in Liverpool:

£100 on MATTHEW MACKLIN to beat Ruben Varon by a ko/tko or disqualification at 1.25/1

£100 on TONY BELLEW to beat Ovill McKenzie at 1.22/1

 

Result:  The 28-year-old Birmingham fighter Matthew Macklin, was matched from the first bell and never looked comfortable against his opponent from Madrid. Macklin ended the fight with blood gushing from both eyes with Varon also ending the stronger. But despite this, Macklin took a unanimous decision with the judges scoring the fight 116-111, 116-113 and 117-111.

And the last fight of the night saw Commonwealth light-heavyweight champion Tony Bellew twice climb off the canvas to stop Ovill McKenzie in the eighth round.

 

 

Overall Profit: Razor £500


Overall Profit: Jimma £57

 

 

 

 

6th December 2010

 

Jimma is having a nap on the Liverpool v Aston Villa game, and an accumulator on Tuesday evening's Uefa Champions League fixtures:

liverpool 1-2 ASTON VILLA - £20 at 17/1

&

£20 at 21/1

BARCELONA v rubin kazan

BURSASPOR v rangers

LYON v hapoel tel aviv

MANCHESTER UTD v valencia

FC TWENTE v spurs

 

Razor is having £20 on this Champions League accumulator at 30/1:

BARCELONA v rubin kazan

FC TWENTE v SPURS (DRAW)

AC MILAN v ajax

cfr cluj v AS ROMA

BAYERN MUNICH v basel

 

 

Results: Liverpool beat Aston Villa 3-0 at Anfield, and then in the Champions League accumulators, Jimma got just Barcelona's 2nd string's 2-0 home win over Rubin Kazan right, while Razor was done by Ajax's 2-0 win at Milan and Roma drawing 1-1 at CFR Cluj.

 

 

 

 

1st December 2010

 

Jimma is having a little flutter on correct win scores on these weekend matches:

£20 on GOLD COAST UTD 0-0 MELBOURNE HEART at 9/1

£10 on GOLD COAST UTD 2-1 melbourne heart at 8/1

£20 on WEST BROM 2-2 NEWCASTLE UTD at 13/1

 

Razor is having £50 on this midweek Carling Cup / Europa League 40/1 accumulator:

BIRMINGHAM CITY v ASTON VILLA (DRAW 90mins)

ipswich town v WEST BROM

lech poznan v JUVENTUS

ATLETICO MADRID v aris salonica

rosenborg v BAYER LEVERKUSEN  

 

Results: Razor just missed out, with Ipswich Town beating West Brom 1-0 at Portman Road in their Carling Cup Quarter-Final.

Jimma missed out too, with Gold Coast Utd beating Melbourne Heart 3-0, and West Brom beating Newcastle Utd 3-1 at the Hawthorns. 

 

 

 

 

24th November 2010

 

Razor is having £20 on this 9/1 Uefa Champions League accumulator:

tel aviv v BENFICA

INTER MILAN v fc twente

rangers v MANCHESTER UTD

SPURS v werder bremen

VALENCIA v bursaspor

 

Result: Razor was just letdown by Tel Aviv's 3-0 home win over Benfica.

 

 

 

 

19th November 2010

 

Jimma is having £20 on Bolton Wanderers v Newcastle Utd ending in a 2-2 draw at 6.5/1 & another £20 on Sunderland to beat Everton 2-1 at 9/1.

 

Result: Bolton hammered Newcastle 5-1 at the Reebok, and then a late equaliser from Mikel Arteta for Everton at the Stadium Of Light, gave them a 2-2 draw at Sunderland and basically f*cked Jimma up the arse!

 

 

 

 

17th November 2010

 

Razor and Jimma are having naps on the midweek football fixture list:

 

Razor - £20 on this accumulator at 10/1:

REPUBLIC OF IRELAND v norway

NORTHERN IRELAND v morocco

portugal v SPAIN

COLUMBIA v peru

ENGLAND v SPAIN (DRAW)

 

Jimma - £50 on this accumulator at 7/1

EGYPT v australia

CROATIA v malta

SLOVAKIA v bosnia

ESTONIA v leichenstein

LUTON TOWN v corby town

 

 

Result: Razor got just the one result right, in Columbia's victory over Peru, while Jimma came unstuck with Estonia's shock 1-1 home draw with the ever improving Leichenstein, and Slovakia's 3-2 home defeat to Bosnia.

 

Overall Profit: Jimma £277


Overall Profit: Razor £590


Overall Profit: The Duke £94

 

 

 

12th November 2010

 

Jimma is having a score on this correct score win:

ASTON VILLA 2-3 MANCHESTER UTD @ 26/1

 

Result: Although the final result looks close to Jimma's bet, it was a very late equaliser for Man Utd with gave them a share of the spoils in a 2-2 draw at Villa Park.

 

 

 

 

9th November 2010

 

Razor and Jimma are having a nap on the midweek football fixture list:

 

Razor is having £20 on this accumulator at 20/1:

ASTON VILLA v blackpool

MAN CITY v MAN UTD (draw)

CHELSEA v fulham

LEICESTER CITY v sheffield utd

SWANSEA CITY v bristol city 

 

While Jimma is having £20 on this accumulator at 20/1:

HEARTS v celtic

DUNDEE UTD v st mirren

CHELSEA v fulham

RANGERS v hibs

SWANSEA CITY v bristol city

..............and also a couple of quid on the Spurs v Sunderland Tuesday night game, ending in a 2-2 draw at 8/1.

 

 

Results: In the accumulators, Jimma was shafted by the Edinburgh teams' demolition of the Old Firm, while Razor only missed out by Bristol City's 1-0 win at high-flying Swansea.

The game at White Hart Lane ended in a 1-1 draw, but if course that wins Jimma diddly-squat.

 

 

 

 

5th November 2010

 

Razor and Jimma are having another flutter on the rugby league Four Nations Down Under:

Razor: Australia to beat New Zealand - £50 at 1.76/1  &  England to beat Papa New Guinea - £100 at 1.05/1

Jimma: England to beat Papa New Guinea by 1-12 points - £50 at 4/1  &  Australia to beat New Zealand - £60 at 1.76/1

 

Results:  Tony Clubb's first-half hat-trick spared England's blushes as they laboured to a 36-10 win over Papua New Guinea in their final Four Nations game.

Australia rested several big names but still eased to a 34-20 victory over New Zealand at Eden Park in Auckland in a preview of next weekend's Four Nations final.

 

 

 

 

1st November 2010

 

Jimma is having a nap on the Melbourne Cup:

£30 on Shocker to win at 8/1

£5 on Manighar to win at 14/1

£20 on Shootout each-way at 25/1

 

Result: Shocker by name and Shocker by nature. Last year's winner was nowhere to be seen as the French-trained Americain won the 150th running of the Melbourne Cup as favourite So You Think finished third. Gerald Mosse guided the five-year-old, trained by Alain de Royer-Dupre, to France's first victory in the famous Australian race 'which stops a nation'. Maluckyday was second while So You Think ran creditably but failed to justify being the hottest favourite for 39 years in the two-mile contest. A crowd of 100,000 packed into Flemington racecourse for the big race.

 

 

 

 

29th October 2010

 

Razor and Jimma are having a flutter on the rugby league Four Nations Down Under:

Razor: Australia to beat England - £100 at 1.13/1  &  New Zealand to beat Papa New Guinea by 1-12 points - £20 at 3.18/1

Jimma: Australia to beat England by 21-25 points - £10 at 7/1  &  New Zealand to beat Papa New Guinea by 56-60 points - £10 at 10/1

 

Jimma is also having a nip on this footy treble, £10 at 60/1:

manchetser utd v SPURS

ASTON VILLA v BIRMINGHAM CITY (DRAW)

NEWCASTLE UTD v SUNDERLAND (DRAW)

 

 

Results: England's Four Nations final hopes were ended after a comprehensive 34-14 defeat by Australia in Melbourne, while New Zealand moved to the top of the Four Nations table with an emphatic 76-12 win over an outclassed Papua New Guinea.

So Razor won on the Aussies, while Jimma missed out by one point in Australia's defeat of England, and missed out by 4 points in New Zealand's thrashing of Papa New Guinea.

And in the football, Jimma just got the 2nd City Derby right in his treble.

 

 

 

 

26th October 2010

 

Razor is putting a score on this Wednesday night Carling Cup Treble at 7/1:

ASTON VILLA v burnley

newcastle utd v ARSENAL

WEST HAM UTD v stoke city

 

Jimma is having £15 on this Carling Cup Tuesday night accumulator at 35/1:

BIRMINGHAM CITY v brentford utd

IPSWICH TOWN v northampton town

wigan athletic v SWANSEA CITY

MANCHESTER UTD v wolves

LEICESTER CITY v WEST BROM (DRAW after 90mins)

 

 

Result: Razor would have won £140 on his treble, but the Carling Cup wins for Villa and West Ham both came after 90 minutes.

Jimma was nowhere near that, with only the Man Utd home win over Wolves coming in correctly.

 

 

 

 

22nd October 2010

 

The Duke is offering up this offering this weekend, and you get extra bonus points and a Blue Peter badge if you know what teams he is talking about:

£3 eightfold accumulator at 100/1:

Spurs to beat toffee's

Brum to beat the tangerines

Chelsea to beat wolves

Canaries to beat boro

Posh to beat the bees

Seagulls to beat the glovers

Man u to beat Potters

Bluebirds to beat Dirty Leeds

 

Jimma is having £10 on this four match accumulator at 40/1:

LEEDS UTD v CARDIFF CITY (DRAW)

REAL SOCIEDAD v DEPORTIVO LA CORUNA (DRAW)

NAPOLI v AC MILAN (DRAW)

FC PORTO v uniao de leiria

 

 

Results: The Duke's accumulator fell by the wayside before it had chance to get started, with the lunchtime game between Spurs and Everton ending in a draw, while Jimma's went hopelessly wrong, with just FC Porto's home win, coming in successfully!

 

 

 

 

19th October 2010

 

Jimma is having midweek double on the two Manchester clubs in Europe:

£10 at 38/1 on:

MAN UTD 2-1 bursaspor

MAN CITY 2-0 lech poznan

 

Razor is having a nap on the midweek Uefa Champions League games: £20 at 10/1

AJAX v auxerre

ARSENAL v shaktar donestk 

AS ROMA v basel            

INTER MILAN v spurs                

MANCHESTER UTD v bursaspor  

 

 

Results: Man City beat Lech Poznan 3-1 at Eastlands in the Europa League with an Adebayor hat-trick, and Man Utd saw off Bursaspor 1-0 at Old Trafford in the Champions League with a goal from Nani....so nothing for Jimma!

Razor was done over by Basel's shock but deserved win at Roma.    

 

 

 

 

14th October 2010

 

Razor is once more having a ton on South Africa in the 2nd Twenty20 against their Zimbabwe visitors at 1.14/1.

 

And Nick 'The Duke' York has also just popped into the bookies with a £100 starting pot, and is going for this eight-match accumulator, sticking £3 on at 40/1:

ARSENAL v birmingham city

fulham v SPURS

MAN UTD v west brom

blackpool v MAN CITY

aston villa v CHELSEA

CARDIFF CITY v bristol city

RANGERS v motherwell

dundee utd v CELTIC

 

The Duke is also putting a tenner on a White Christmas at 8-1 as the weather boffs reckon it's gonna be the coldest winter in ages (probably the same twats that predicted a bar-b-q summer last year eh!?)  

 

Jimma is putting a hopeful tenner on Pompey finishing in the Top Six in the Championship come the end of the season at 10/1......"Just you wait and see!!??!!"........well let's hope they're still trading by then !!!!????!!!!

 

 

Results: Colin Ingram made the second best score in a one-day international debut to lead South Africa to a 64-run win in the first match against Zimbabwe, and winning Razor £114.

Meanwhile The Duke came close but not close enough in his eight-match acumulator, with the draws between Man Utd v West Brom and Villa v Chelsea, shafting him.

 

 

 

 

8th October 2010

 

Razor and Jimma are having a bet on the first South Africa v Zimbabwe Twenty20:

 

Razor: £100 on a South Africa win at 1.14/1

Jimma: £50 on Zimbabwe top scoring after the first over at 3/1

 

Jimma is also having these naps on the following internationals:

£5 on CZECH REPUBLIC 3-2 SCOTLAND at 40/1

£40 on AUSTRALIA 1-1 PARAGUAY at 6/1

 

 

Results: South Africa easily beat Zimbabwe in the first Twenty20. South Africa hit 5 runs in the first over against Zimbabwe's 2 runs.


The Czech Republic beat Scotland's 6-4-0 formation 1-0, as did Australia at home in Sydney against Paraguay.



Overall Profit: Jimma £434


Overall Profit: Razor £249

 

 

 

 

28th September 2010

 

Jimma is having a flutter on a Champions League accumulator, with a paltry quid on this one at a whopping 300/1:

CHELSEA v marseille

PARTIZAN BELGRADE v arsenal

RUBIN KAZAN v BARCELONA (DRAW)

SPURS v FC TWENTE (DRAW)

VALENCIA v MANCHESTER UTD (DRAW)

 

Result: Just the two right for Jimma with Chelsea's 2-0 home win over Marseille and the 1-1 draw between Rubin Kazan and Barcelona.

 

 

 

 

17th September 2010

 

Razor is putting £50 on this boxing treble at 4.5/1:

ENZO MACARRANELLI to beat Alexander Frenkel

LUCAS KONECNY to beat Matt Hall

SHANE MOSELEY to beat sergio mora

and £10 on SHALVA JOMARDASVILLI to beat Matthew Macklin at 11/1

 

and Jimma is having £20 on the WESTERN BULLDOGS to beat St Kilda in the AFL Grand Semi-Final at 5/1 and £50 on the GEELONG CATS to beat the Collingwood Magpies at 2/1.

 

 

Result: Razor had a nightmare, getting all of his boxing bets wrong!

Enzo Maccarinelli lost his European cruiserweight title, knocked out in the seventh round by Alexander Frenkel.

Matthew Hall's fight with Lukas Konecny for the vacant European light-middleweight title was a brutal battle from the first bell.

His Czech Republic opponent shaded the first couple of close rounds, with a fierce right in the second rocking the Mancunian.

Both fighters continued to trade a barrage of clubbing punches to body and head with Konecny's shots causing Hall all sorts of trouble.

But Konecny's defence proved the tighter of the two boxers as he started to show his experience and exert his control on the fight with Hall hurt by a fierce uppercut in the fifth.

Hall was again in trouble in the sixth and was eventually floored with a combination of punches to body and face knocking the will out of the Manchester fighter.

He received a standard eight count but still managed to land a huge left on Konecny, before the Czech fighter finished the job with a two-punch combination.

After losing for the third time in his 26-fight career, Hall announced his retirement.

American Shane Mosley could only manage a draw against a tentative Sergio Mora in their 12-round light-middleweight contest in Los Angeles.

The 39-year-old (46-6-1) was hoping to propel himself back into the world title picture after suffering a lopsided defeat to Floyd Mayweather in May.

But he was unable to outpoint compatriot Mora (22-1-2) in a defensive battle that saw both fighters booed by the crowd in the Staples Center.

Mosley did start the fight on the front foot as his opponent - a former WBC world title holder - focused on staying out of trouble and often used clinching tactics.

And then Matthew Macklin started at a fierce pace with his Georgian opponent Shalva Jomardashvili, feeling the full-force of the Birmingham fighter's vast array of punches.

But Jomardashvili showed he was a durable opponent and stood his ground and exchanged punches with Macklin in the third.

Slowly, Macklin started to pick apart his opponent but he himself was caught with a looping right in the fifth and that spurred the home fighter into action, with the Birmingham man hurting Jomardashvili with a barrage of body shots that left him clinging on for the bell.

It looked as if Jomardashvili had survived, but his corner decided enough was enough and they pulled their man out of the fight.

 

Jimma didn't fare any better in his AFL Grand Semi-Finals bets either, with Collingwood beating Geelong, and St Kilda beating the Bulldogs. 

 

 

Overall Profit: Jimma £530


Overall Profit: Razor £135

 

 

 

 

1st September 2010

 

Razor is putting a tenner on Dennis Wise being installed as the new manager of Southampton FC at 25/1 (he was spotted in Winchester!)

 

Result: Well Dennis Wise must have been just shopping in Winchester, as they finally gave the job to Scunthorpe manager Nigel Adkins!

 

 

 

 

12th July 2010

 

Well the World Cup is over and by the time the Final had come round Jimma couldn't lose as he has Spain and Holland. So with Spain's win, Jimma trousered a ton.

 

 

Overall Profit: Jimma £600


Overall Profit: Razor £205

 

 

 

 

25th June 2010

 

Both Razor and Jimma are having some naps on the rugby union international friendlies down in the Southern Hemisphere.

 

Australia v Ireland:

Razor - £50 on Australia to win at 1.29/1

Jimma - £20 on Ireland to win by 1-5 points at 8/1

 

New Zealand v Wales:

Razor - £20 on New Zealand to win with -25 handicap at 1.91/1

Jimma - £5 on Wales to win at 22/1

 

 

Result: Ireland conceded two tries as they lost 22-15 to Australia in the final match of their summer tour in Brisbane, while New Zealand stretched their winning run over Wales to 23 games across 57 years with a hard-fought 29-10 win in the second Test at Waikato Stadium, Hamilton.

 

 

 

 

23rd June 2010

 

Jimma is having a little flutter on today's games:

£5 on Jermain Defoe to score in a 1-0 England win at 18/1, and Ladbrokes are offering a special bet on the England game with all the proceeds going to the Bobby Moore Cancer Trust, where you need to pick the correct score, first goalscorer and the time of that first goal, which is Jimma is copying with his above bet with the winner coming in the 89th minute and sticking a fiver on that too.

He's also having another £5 on Australia to beat Serbia 3-2 at 40/1.

 

Result: Jermain Defoe did score the only goal of the game in the 22nd minute in a 1-0 win for England over Slovenia, winning Jimma £90 on his original bet.

Australia beat Serbia 2-1, which wasn't enough for them to progress into the last 16 or win Jimma any money.

 

 

 

 

20th June 2010

 

Jimma is having a fiver on the Italy v New Zealand game ending in a 1-1 draw at 10/1 - a fiver on Chile beating Switzerland 2-1 at 8/1, and lastly another fiver on Honduras pulling off a shock and beating Spain 1-0 at 22/1.

 

Result: Oh yes! The All Whites did pull off a shock and hold the reigning World Champions to a 1-1 draw and win Jimma fifty quid. Though the other two results didn't go his way, with Chile beating Switzerland 1-0 and Spain beating Honduras 2-0.

 

 

 

 

18th June 2010

 

Jimma is having a fiver on Nadir Belhadj to score first for Algeria, but England win 3-1 at 300/1

 

Result: No one looked like scoring in a goalless draw!

 

 

 

 

12th June 2010

 

Jimma is having a fiver on this England v USA double: Clint Dempsey to score first in a 1-1 draw at 60/1.

 

He's also having a little punt on Tuesday's 2.30pm Queen Anne Stake at Royal Ascot, with a tenner on Rip Van Winkle to win at 5/1.

 

 

Results: Well Jimma was kinda close with the footy bet, but Stevie Gerrard scored first, and in the Queen Anne Stakes at Royal Ascot, Goldikova got the meeting off to an explosive start as the dual Breeders' Cup Mile winner showed her class. Paco Boy put in a stirring late run to challenge the Freddie Head-trained winner, but lost out by a neck with 50-1 shot Dream Eater in third.

 

 

 

 

11th June 2010

 

Our Tipsters are having some of the World Cup:

 

Jimma has put a tenner on Holland to win it outright at 10/1, twenty quid on Spain to win it outright at 4/1, and finally another tenner on the double of Argentina winning the tournament with their striker Gonzalo Higuain winning the Golden Boot at 50/1.

 

Razor is having a tenner on this double; Spain winning it with Argentina's Gonzalo Higuain winning the Golden Boot at 100/1.