Who gives a fuck I hear you say, but the whole point of being an 'Anorak' is reading this kind of doey-eyed and nostalgic vent-spleening, pouring out of their very souls.....
Arseholes, I hear you say again!
Just read them please.....we hope you enjoy reading them as much as we did writing them.
Lukey, Jimma and Dunners all spill their beans together
Whether he's slapping or plucking, Haggers is a demon on the bass guitar. We really wanna see those fingers!
Ashes to Ashes, Funk to Funky, we all know Major Asif's a junkie. 2-UpTop writers talk about their cricket highlights.
Author of non-seller 'Walking In My Shoes' & 2UpTop's founder & Editor-in-Chief
The star of 'The Football Ramble' & London's 'go to man'
2-UpTop's Champion DreamTeamer & Spreadbetter, who always plays with a straight bat